This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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