what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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