It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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