Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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