Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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