sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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