I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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