he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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