so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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