I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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