please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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