I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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