Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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