I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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