It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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