is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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