I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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