just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we're making bets on your personal life
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Randomize
