So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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