we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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