I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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