3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She's the barista slut.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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