Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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