You're completely useless in the revolution.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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