Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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