Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Barsexuality is the new black.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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