I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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