I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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