omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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