i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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