Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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