so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
smell my finger.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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