What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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