All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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