hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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