So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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