Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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