I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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