i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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