She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
