The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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