belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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