She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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