ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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