it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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