Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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