How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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