Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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