Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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