have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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