Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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