Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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