no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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