my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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