I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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