im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
false alarm, still single
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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