How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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