she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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