Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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