I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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